This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
=2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
=3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example if you can.
Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.
I'll start:
If life gives you a shovel