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PostSubject: Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha..   Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha.. Empty24/4/2013, 10:45 pm

A blonde, redhead and black-haired beauty were on an airplane that was going down in flames. The blonde reached inside her purse and pulled out all her make-up and began primping. The others asked her what she was doing.

She replied, "It's a well-known fact that the people at the crash-site will notice a beautiful woman before other victims. I'll look wonderful and be rescued first."

All of a sudden the redhead rips open her blouse and removes her bra to reveal enormous boobs. When the other 2 ladies ask her what she's doing, she answers, "It's a well known fact that paramedics love women with huge boobs. They will see me and rush to my side to administer CPR and I will be rescued first."

The black-haired beauty then begins to remove her skirt, panty-hose, and under-panties. The other 2 ladies ask, "What are YOU doing?"

She replies, "Ladies, it's a well known fact, the FIRST thing they look for at any crash-site is the BLACK BOX!"
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PostSubject: Re: Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha..   Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha.. Empty25/4/2013, 8:30 am

OMG funny Shame on you who looks like an angel .Devil comes in many disguises lol
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PostSubject: Re: Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha..   Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha.. Empty26/4/2013, 11:26 am

funny Oh no i never put that i would never do that hahaha it was my twin while i was sleeping haha xx
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PostSubject: Re: Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha..   Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha.. Empty26/4/2013, 6:20 pm

think Maybe its your triplet ROFL wink
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