Chris-T Admin
Posts : 68 Join date : 2013-04-12 Location : Manchester
| Subject: Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha.. 24/4/2013, 10:45 pm | |
| A blonde, redhead and black-haired beauty were on an airplane that was going down in flames. The blonde reached inside her purse and pulled out all her make-up and began primping. The others asked her what she was doing. She replied, "It's a well-known fact that the people at the crash-site will notice a beautiful woman before other victims. I'll look wonderful and be rescued first." All of a sudden the redhead rips open her blouse and removes her bra to reveal enormous boobs. When the other 2 ladies ask her what she's doing, she answers, "It's a well known fact that paramedics love women with huge boobs. They will see me and rush to my side to administer CPR and I will be rescued first." The black-haired beauty then begins to remove her skirt, panty-hose, and under-panties. The other 2 ladies ask, "What are YOU doing?" She replies, "Ladies, it's a well known fact, the FIRST thing they look for at any crash-site is the BLACK BOX!" | |
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Rosamond Admin
Posts : 98 Join date : 2013-04-12 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha.. 25/4/2013, 8:30 am | |
| OMG Shame on you who looks like an angel .Devil comes in many disguises lol | |
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Chris-T Admin
Posts : 68 Join date : 2013-04-12 Location : Manchester
| Subject: Re: Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha.. 26/4/2013, 11:26 am | |
| Oh no i never put that i would never do that hahaha it was my twin while i was sleeping haha xx | |
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Rosamond Admin
Posts : 98 Join date : 2013-04-12 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Haha Please dont read if you get offended ,, Aww i am getting worse haha.. 26/4/2013, 6:20 pm | |
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